If anything can go wrong, Fix It! (to hell with Murphy!) 
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n1
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When given a choice -- take both! 
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n2
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Multiple projects lead to mulitple successes
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n3
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Start at the top then work your way up
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n4
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Do it by the book
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n5
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When forced to compromise, ask for more
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n6
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If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n7
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If it's worth doing, it's got to be done right now
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n8
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If you can't win, change the rules
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n9
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If you can't change the rules, then ignore them
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n10
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Perfection is not optional
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n11
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When faced without a challenge, make one
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n12
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"No" simply means begin again at one level higher
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n13
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Don't walk when you can run
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n14
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Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n15
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When in doubt: THINK! 
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n16
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Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n17
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The squeaky wheel gets replaced
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n18
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The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live
		-- Anti- Murphy's Laws n19
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