The likelyhood of a transmitter crashing is inversely proportional to the amount of sleep you received the previous night and your distance from the transmitter
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n1
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The likelyhood of your basketball sports gear being taken out by a player diving for a ball is directly proportional the cost of replacing the gear
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n2
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A remote checked out hours before a major remote will crash five minutes into the broadcast 
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n3
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Any generator started and tested before a storm will fail as soon as the power fails
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n4
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The phase that is not detected by the generator's transfer panel will always be the one to fail
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n5
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Squirrel gaurds don't
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n6
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The bullet that is forgotten while installing an antenna systems will always be at the base of the antenna, and discovered at 5pm on a Friday after the tower crew has left
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n7
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The probability of a drink getting spilled into a console is directly propotional to the cost of the console
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n8
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The on air computer system will always crash when it is on air
		-- Murphy's Laws of Broadcast Engineering n9
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