Don't look conspicuous
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n1
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There is always an easy way
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n2
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The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n3
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When dealing with the public try to look unimportant, They may go and find someone else to ask that stupid question to
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n4
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Falling trees have the right of way
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n5
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Uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n6
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If your Captain can see you then so can the public
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n7
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Never worry about the falling tree branch with your name on it
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n8
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If orders can be misunderstood, they have been
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n9
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It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n10
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Priorities are made by Crew Leaders, not GOD
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n11
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Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n12
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Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n13
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Crew leaders and above never watch until you make a mistake
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n14
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One Crew leader is never enough but two is entirely too many
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n15
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A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and rain
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n16
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The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n17
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the more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n18
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Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n19
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Interchangeable parts don't, leak proof seals will and self starters wont
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n20
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The Item of equipment that usually wont start or jams when you need it the most is the pump
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n21
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You aren't Superman
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n22
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If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n23
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The important things are always simple
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n24
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The simple things are always hard
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n25
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Beer Math -> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n26
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Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n27
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The more stupid the leader is, the more important tasks he is ordered to carry out
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n28
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The self-importance of a Deputy Captain is inversely proportional to his actual importance in the chain of command
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n29
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n30
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As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n31
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If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution
		-- Murphy's Bush Fire Brigade Laws n32
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