Any stone in a hiking boot migrates to the point of maximum pressure
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n1
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The distance to a given camp site remains constant as twilight approaches
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n2
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The number of mosquitoes at any given location is inversely proportional to the amount of repellent that remains
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n3
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The probability of diarrhea increases with the square of the thistle content of the local vegetation
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n4
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Scout troops of the opposite sex are only encountered while dealing with the diarrhea mentioned above
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n5
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The area of level ground in the neighborhood tends to vanish as the need to make camp becomes finite
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n6
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In a mummy bag the urgency of ones need to urinate is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing worn
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n7
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Waterproof clothing isn't
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n8
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The width of backpack straps decreases with the distance hiked
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n9
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Average temperature increases with the amount of clothing brought
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n10
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Tent stakes come only in the quantity "N-1" where N is the number of stakes necessary to stake down a tent
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n11
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Propane/butane tanks that are full when they are packed, will unexplainably empty themselves before you can reach the campsite
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n12
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Given a chance, matches will find a way to get wet
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n13
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Your side of the tent is the side that leaks
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n14
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All foods assume a uniform taste, texture, and color when freeze-dried
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n15
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Divide the number of servings by two when reading the directions for reconstituting anything freeze-dried
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n16
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When reading the instructions of a pump-activated water filter, "hour" should be substituted for "minute" when reading the average quarts filtered per minute
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n17
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The weight in a backpack can never remain uniformly distributed
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n18
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All tree branches in a forest grow outward from their respective trunks at exactly the height of your nose
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n19
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You will lose the little toothpick in your Swiss Army knife as soon as you open the box
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n20
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Rain
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n21
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Enough dirt will get tracked into the tent on the first day out, that you can grow the food you need for the rest of the trip in rows between sleeping bags
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n22
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When camping in late fall or winter, your underwear will stay at approximately 35
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n23
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Bears
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n24
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The sun sets three-and-a-half times faster than normal when you're trying to set up camp
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n25
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Tents never come apart as easily when you're leaving a site as when you're trying to get them set up in the first place
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n26
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When planning to take time off of work/school for your camping trip, always add an extra week, because when you get home from your "vacation" you'll be too tired to go to back for a week after
		-- Murphy's Laws of Camping n27
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