Every girl already has a boyfriend
		-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n1
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If you think things are going well in a relationship, you have overlooked something
		-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n2
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Given enough time, any relationship will end unhappily
		-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n3
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Everywhere in the world, women outnumber men
		-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n4
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Women will talk to you if and only if they are unavailable
		-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n5
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No woman will treat you as badly as the woman you marry
		-- Murphy's Laws of Dating n6
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Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows. 
		-- Farber's Fourth Law
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You cannot know both the location of a female and that she is single at any given time. If the location of the female in question is known, see Law #1 
		-- The Heisenberg Principle of Dating
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Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted. 
		-- Katz's Law
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The amount of time you spend getting ready for a date is inversely proportional to how well it will turn out.
		-- Principle of Diminishing Returns
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