If you try to leave the proper driving distance between you and the car in front of you, someone will always move in
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n1
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The guy that has a bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, You're too close" always tailgates
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n2
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Trucks that overturn on the highway are alway filled with something sticky
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n3
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There's always room to merge behind a diesel bus
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n4
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As soon as you change lanes to a faster lane, it becomes the slowest lane
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n5
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If you try to change lanes to get off the ramp, the guy in the lane to your right will always speed up
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n6
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Wherever you park your car in the summer, the sun is always shining on the driver's seat
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n7
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It takes longer to get there than it does to get back
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n8
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If all the cars are coming your way -- you're probably going the wrong way on a one-way street
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n9
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If you park several blocks away from your destination, there will always be a parking space right in front of it
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n10
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The first bug to land on your clean windshield will always splatter right in front of your eyes
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n11
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When you need to change a flat tire, you discover that the spare tire is flat too
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n12
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The air conditioning breaks down on the hottest day of the year
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n13
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A ding in the door is more aggravating than a dent
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n14
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A traffic light will always turn yellow as you approach it
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n15
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Your car never malfunctions or makes the same noise in front of your mechanic
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n16
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Your car runs worse after being serviced
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n17
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The engine falls out of the car the day after the warranty expires
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n18
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Your car horn will always get stuck when your're behind a group of "Hell's Angels"
		-- Murphy's Driving Laws n19
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