A bad dinner with your wife is worth more than a good one in the company of your mother-in-law. 
		-- A law for married men
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If the food is fine,
- it is cancerogenic 
- makes you fat
- or both.
		-- The doctor's axioms
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The dietary foods make you 
- sick 
- nervous 
- weak, 
and despite of all they still don't make slim. 
		-- For dieters
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The quantity of the food consumed is in direct ratio to your weight. 
		-- For heavy dieters
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Vegetables are healthy. For the ones who can afford it. 
		-- Vegetable-law in Hungary
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When you are hungry like the wolf, they give you a half sandwich. 
When you are not hungry, they serve you up more delicious courses. 
When they give you a fine dinner, they forget about drinks. 
When they don't forget about food and drink, both are terrible. 
		-- At parties
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Spinach is a food, too. It is better than nothing, but worse than everything. 
		-- Law of the Green Monster
The food you chose from the menu is 
- too expensive 
- too cold 
- unfit to eat, 
but still not bad enough to kill your wife. 
		-- In restaurant #1
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No matter how early you have come to the restaurant - the waiter serves you last. 
		-- In restaurant #2
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The more delicious the food is, the more cholesterol it contains. 
		-- Rule for fine courses
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The more terrible a food is, the healthier it is. 
		-- Rule for bad courses
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Everything you like is forbidden. 
		-- Axiom
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