No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n1
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If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n2
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If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n3
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Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n4
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If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n5
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If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n6
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Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n7
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The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n8
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The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n9
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The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard
		-- Murphy's Laws for Frequent Flyers n10
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