If you do a thorough check of your trailer before hauling, your truck will break down
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n1
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There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n2
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No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n3
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The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n4
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A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n5
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Tack you hate never wears out; blankets you hate cannot be destroyed; horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n6
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Clipper blades will become dull only when the horse is half finished
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n7
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If you're wondering if you left the water on in the barn, you did
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n8
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One horse isn't enough; two is too many
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n9
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If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your "street clothes," you will get dirty
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n10
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You can't push a horse on a lunge line
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n11
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If a horse is advertised "under $5,000," you can bet he isn't $2,500
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n12
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The number of horses you own increases according to the number of stalls in your barn
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n13
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An uncomplicated horse can be ruined with enough schooling
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n14
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You can't run a barn without baling twine
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n15
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Hoof picks migrate
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n16
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Wind velocity increases in direct proportion to how well your hat fits
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n17
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There is no such thing as the "right feed
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n18
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If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n19
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If you're winning, quit
		-- Murphy's Horse Laws n20
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