You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think
		-- Sad Truths of Life n1
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Design flaws travel in groups
		-- Sad Truths of Life n2
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In America, it's not how much an item costs that matters, it's how much you save
		-- Sad Truths of Life n3
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn
		-- Sad Truths of Life n4
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Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
		-- Sad Truths of Life n5
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation
		-- Sad Truths of Life n6
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
		-- Sad Truths of Life n7
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You never find a lost article until you replace it
		-- Sad Truths of Life n8
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Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out
		-- Sad Truths of Life n9
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All great discoveries are made by mistake
		-- Sad Truths of Life n10
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Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget
		-- Sad Truths of Life n11
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again
		-- Sad Truths of Life n12
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You can lead a man to slaughter, but you can't make him think
		-- Sad Truths of Life n13
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Don't get mad, get even
		-- Sad Truths of Life n14
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Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day
		-- Sad Truths of Life n15
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer
		-- Sad Truths of Life n16
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, maybe you just don't understand the situation
		-- Sad Truths of Life n17
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You can't fight the law of conservation of energy but you sure can bargain with it
		-- Sad Truths of Life n18
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If it's good, they'll stop making it
		-- Sad Truths of Life n19
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Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
		-- Sad Truths of Life n20
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If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
		-- Sad Truths of Life n21
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Fools rush in where fools have been before
		-- Sad Truths of Life n22
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You get the most of what you need the least
		-- Sad Truths of Life n23
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