All the good ones are taken
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n1
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If the person isn't taken, there's a reason
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n2
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The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n3
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Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n4
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The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n5
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Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n6
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The best things in the world are free -- and worth every penny of it
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n7
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Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n8
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Nice guys (girls) finish last
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n9
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If it seems too good to be true, it probably is
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n10
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Availability is a function of time
		-- Murphy's Love Laws n11
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