The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n1
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The referee will always be looking the other way when you score
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n2
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You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n3
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The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n4
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The sensei will only use you during demonstrations for joint-locking and sweeping techniques
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n5
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If you have to use your training in self-defence, your assailant's father will be a lawyer
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n6
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After a flawless demonstration, you will trip on your way back to your seat
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n7
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After years of training without a single injury, you will pull a groin muscle the night before your black belt grading
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n8
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In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n9
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No matter how many times you take care of it before your grading, you will invariably have to go to the bathroom when it's your turn
		-- Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts n10
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