Friendly fire -- aint
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n1
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Recoilless rifles -- aren't
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n2
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Suppressive fires -- won't
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n3
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If it moves, salute it; if it doesn't move, pick it up; if you can't pick it up, paint it
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n4
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If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n5
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If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n6
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If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n7
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Incoming fire has the right of way
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n8
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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n9
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No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n10
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The Army Axiom: Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n11
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The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n12
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The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery will shoot short
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n13
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The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n14
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The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire 
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n15
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The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n16
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The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it 
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n17
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The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n18
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A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n19
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Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n20
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All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n21
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Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n22
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As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n23
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Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n24
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Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n25
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Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n26
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Don't be conspicuous
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n27
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Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n28
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Every command which can be misunderstood, will be
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n29
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Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n30
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Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n31
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Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n32
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n33
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Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n34
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If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n35
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If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n36
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If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n37
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If orders can be misunderstood, they have been
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n38
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If the enemy is in range so are you
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n39
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If the enemy is within range, so are you
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n40
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If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n41
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If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n42
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If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n43
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If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n44
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If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n45
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If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n46
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If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n47
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If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n48
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If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n49
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It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n50
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It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n51
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Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n52
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Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n53
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Military Intelligence is an oxymoron
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n54
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Mines are equal opportunity weapons
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n55
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Murphy was a grunt
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n56
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Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n57
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Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n58
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Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n59
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Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n60
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Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n61
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Friendly fire isn't
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n62
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Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n63
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No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n64
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No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n65
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No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n66
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Odd objects attract fire never lurk behind one
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n67
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One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n68
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Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n69
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Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n70
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Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n71
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n72
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Suppressive fires won't
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n73
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Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n74
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The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n75
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The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n76
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The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n77
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The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n78
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The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n79
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The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n80
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The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n81
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The enemy never watches until you make a mistake
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n82
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The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n83
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The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n84
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The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n85
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The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n86
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The one item you need is always in short supply
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n87
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The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n88
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The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n89
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The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness)
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n90
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The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n91
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The army with the smartest dress uniform will lose
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n92
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The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n93
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There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n94
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There is no such place as a convenient foxhole
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n95
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There is no such thing as a perfect plan
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n96
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There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n97
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A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n98
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Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n99
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Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n100
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Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA, MIA or WIA
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n101
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To steal information from a person is called plagiarism
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n102
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Tracers work both ways
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n103
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Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n104
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Uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n105
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Weather ain't neutral
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n106
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When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n107
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When in doubt, empty your magazine
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n108
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When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n109
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When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n110
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When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n111
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Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n112
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You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n113
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A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n114
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If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n115
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Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n116
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No OpPlan ever survives initial contact
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n117
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All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n118
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There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n119
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The easy way is always mined
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n120
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There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take a shot at you, and miss
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n121
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Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n122
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Military Intelligence is a contradiction
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n123
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Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n124
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'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n125
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Napalm is an area support weapon
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n126
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B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n127
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Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone
		-- Murphy's Military Laws n128
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