When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not your friend.
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n1
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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n2
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Automatic weapons - aren't
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n3
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Never mind the bullet with your name on it, try to avoid the shrapnel addressed to occupant
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n4
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Body count math -> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n5
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Your weapon was made on an assembly line by the same type of people who made your car
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n6
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All 15 round magazines will be a few rounds short in a firefight
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n7
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No one ever carries too much ammo
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n8
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Pilots who can see you when dropping you supplies cannot see you when dropping bombs
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n9
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Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n10
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Your bivouac for the night is the spot where got tired of marching that day
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n11
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Suppressive fire works on everything but the enemy
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n12
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You are not Superman, but sometimes thinking you are will save you ass! 
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n13
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There's no such thing as a "sucking chest wound," all chest wounds suck
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n14
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Anything the Army says is man-portable, isn't
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n15
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All battles are fought at the junction of two or more map sheets, 
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n16
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What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n17
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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n18
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When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring, he's fallen back too far
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n19
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The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n20
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There are two kinds of naval vessels: submarines and targets
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n21
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Surprise is an event that takes place in the mind of a commander
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n22
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If they're shooting at you, it's a high intensity conflict
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n23
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Mine fields are not neutral
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n24
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The effective radius of a hand grenade is greater then the average grunt can throw it
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n25
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Odd objects attract fire
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n26
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If it flies, it dies
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n27
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Peace is our profession, mass murder's just a hobby
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n28
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If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n29
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Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n30
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If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you don't
		-- Murphy's New Military Laws n31
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