Early to bed and early to rise means it's time to meet more guys. 
		-- The Franklin Factor
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If there's one rat in a room full of nice men, he'll hit on you first. 
		-- The Rat Race
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too. 
		-- The Eyeglass Prescription
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Watched telephone never rings. 
		-- The Ring Rule
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Never pick up the phone on Saturday night. It's a call from a creep you told you were busy. 
		-- The Creep Call
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They say there are lots of good fish in the sea. But who wants to go out with a fish? 
		-- The Fishing Forecast
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Love is a form of temporary insanity curable only by marriage. 
		-- The Psychological Prognosis
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Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman. 
		-- The Rope Trick 
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No one ever falls in love with another person's mind at a cocktail party. 
		-- Mind Over Matter
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The faster way to discover all your bad habits is to move in with your lover. 
		-- The Fault Finder
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Men's desire for sex sometimes results in intimacy. 
Women's desire for intimacy often results in sex. 
		-- The Unintended Result
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Only newlyweds and liars make love every day. 
		-- The Rabbit Rule
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You can't keep a good man down. 
		-- The Dangle Doctrine
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Familarity breed children. 
		-- Twain's Truth
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Women are only fertile a few days each month... unless they're single. 
		-- The Fertility Factor
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The longer you spend in the bathroom preparing for sex, the more likely he's fallen asleep by the time you're ready.
		-- The Preparation Predicament
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