When something goes does go wrong, it won't be the thing you expected. 
	-- Murphy's Axiom
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Your own point of view will tell you if this is truly a computer revolution, or just plain revolting. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Dynamic Perspective
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The state-of-art computer you buy today will be a K-Mart special within 18 months. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Technology
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In any "complete list", the most important item will be left off. 
	-- Murphy's Rule of Lists
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If you disassemble a machine and then reassemble it, there will always be at least one part left over. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Machinery
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You'll never know what that extra part is for until you've thrown it away. 
	-- Murphy's Secondary Law of Machinery
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Pandora should have opened PC. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Hardware
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If a computer can have only one vacuum tube, it might as well be a really big one. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Computer Monitors
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When you finally get used to the positions of the Ctrl and Alt keys, some new industry study of ergonomics will decide that they really belong somewhere else. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Key Migration
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To calculate the capacity of any floppy disk, simply add up the number of bytes of data you wish to copy to it and multiply by .9, so that Capacity=(Data*.9). Then look for a second floppy disk. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Floppy-Disk Capacity
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The bigger your hard disk seems the day you buy it, the faster it will seem to fill up. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Hard Disks
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If Gutenberg had only had a computer and printer, he may never have gotten the Bible printed. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Printers
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If they're just accessories, how come we want them so badly? 
	-- Murphy's Law of Accessories
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There's really not much that can go wrong with your computer untill you turn it on. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Passive Dynamics
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The harder you try to come up with a descriptive file name with just eight characters, the less meaningful the name will be. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Labels
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The beauty of a command-driven interface is that it gives you countless opportunities to type a command wrong. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Accuracy in Commands
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You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you sure can add lots of bells and whistles to the pooch. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Enhancements
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If a program works perfectly and gives you absolutely no trouble go ahead, take a chance and upgrade, make my day. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Software
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To say phooey to a GUI is no hooey. 
	-- Murphy's Law of GUIs
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You can't prevent disasters, but you can diminish their frequency and severity. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Risk
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Preparing for the worst doesn't mean it won't happen. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Prudence
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The probability of a hard-disk crash increases with the number of days since the drive was last backed up. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Data Loss
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Trying to encapsulate your world of personal computing into an 8 1/2 x 11 notebook computer is like attending a special seminar at Murphy's Institute. 
	-- Murphy's Law of Miniaturization
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