The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feeling
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n1
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Nothing improves with age
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n2
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No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n3
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Sex has no calories
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n4
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Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n5
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n6
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n7
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No sex with anyone in the same office
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n8
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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n9
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A man in the house is worth two in the street
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n10
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If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n11
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Virginity can be cured
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n12
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When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n13
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n14
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n15
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Sex is dirty only if it's done right
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n16
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It is always the wrong time of month
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n17
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The best way to hold a man is in your arms
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n18
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When the lights are out, all women are beautiful
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n19
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Sex is hereditary
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n20
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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n21
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The younger the better
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n22
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The game of love is never called off on account of darkness
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n23
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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n24
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Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n25
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n26
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There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n27
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Love your neighbor, but don't get caught
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n28
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Love is a hole in the heart
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n29
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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n30
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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n31
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Do it only with the best
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n32
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Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n33
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One good turn gets most of the blankets
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n34
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You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n35
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n36
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n37
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Thou shalt not commit adultery
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n38
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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n39
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Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n40
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Never argue with a women when she's tired- or rested
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n41
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A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n42
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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n43
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n44
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Never say no
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n45
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n46
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Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n47
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Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n48
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Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n49
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A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n50
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Love comes in spurts
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n51
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The world does not revolve on an axis
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n52
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n53
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Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n54
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Don't do it if you can't keep it up
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n55
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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n56
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Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n57
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n58
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"This won't hurt, I promise
		-- Murphy's Laws on Sex n59
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