Vending machines only contain edible material when you are not hungry
		-- Murphy's Laws on Vending Machines n1
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The person in front of you will always get the last one
		-- Murphy's Laws on Vending Machines n2
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If the vending machine actually has what you want, it will cost more than the amount of change that you have
		-- Murphy's Laws on Vending Machines n3
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Anything you purchase will get stuck and hang on the edge of the rack
		-- Murphy's Laws on Vending Machines n4
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If you only have dollar bills, the vending machine will reject them
		-- Murphy's Laws on Vending Machines n5
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There are only two times when vending machine operators appear: when you kick the machine in disgust, and when you try to shake the machine to make your stuck snack fall
		-- Murphy's Laws on Vending Machines n6
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Vending machine operators will never have a sense of irony or humor
		-- Murphy's Laws on Vending Machines n7
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