Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? 
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Does a fish get cramps after eating? 
		-- Why Why Why n2
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 
		-- Why Why Why n3
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How can someone "draw a blank"? 
		-- Why Why Why n4
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? 
		-- Why Why Why n5
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 
		-- Why Why Why n6
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If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? 
		-- Why Why Why n7
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If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? 
		-- Why Why Why n8
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? 
		-- Why Why Why n9
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If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? 
		-- Why Why Why n10
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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? 
		-- Why Why Why n11
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If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? 
		-- Why Why Why n12
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If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? 
		-- Why Why Why n13
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If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? 
		-- Why Why Why n14
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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a tall building what would happen? 
		-- Why Why Why n15
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? 
		-- Why Why Why n16
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Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? 
		-- Why Why Why n17
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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? 
		-- Why Why Why n18
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What is another word for "thesaurus"? 
		-- Why Why Why n19
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When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? 
		-- Why Why Why n20
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 
		-- Why Why Why n21
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? 
		-- Why Why Why n22
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? 
		-- Why Why Why n23
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Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? 
		-- Why Why Why n24
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 
		-- Why Why Why n25
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Why do 'tugboats push their barges? 
		-- Why Why Why n26
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 
		-- Why Why Why n27
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Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? 
		-- Why Why Why n28
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 
		-- Why Why Why n29
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? 
		-- Why Why Why n30
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Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? 
		-- Why Why Why n31
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Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? 
		-- Why Why Why n32
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Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 
		-- Why Why Why n33
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Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? 
		-- Why Why Why n34
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Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? 
		-- Why Why Why n35
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell? 
		-- Why Why Why n36
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Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? 
		-- Why Why Why n37
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 
		-- Why Why Why n38
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Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? 
		-- Why Why Why n39
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Why is it so hard to remember how to spell mnemonic? 
		-- Why Why Why n40
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? 
		-- Why Why Why n41
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 
		-- Why Why Why n42
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Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? 
		-- Why Why Why n43
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Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? 
		-- Why Why Why n44
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Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? 
		-- Why Why Why n45
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Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? 
		-- Why Why Why n46
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Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? 
		-- Why Why Why n47
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Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? 
		-- Why Why Why n48
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 
		-- Why Why Why n49
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You know how most packages say "Open here"
		-- Why Why Why n50
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 
		-- Why Why Why n51
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