A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n1
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Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n2
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The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n3
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n4
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n5
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Never ask two questions in a business letter
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n6
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When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n7
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If at first you don't succeed, try again
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n8
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n9
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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n10
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Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n11
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Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n12
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Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n13
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To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n14
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Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n15
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Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n16
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The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong 
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n17
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until the next person quits or is fired
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n18
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There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n19
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The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n20
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n21
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You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n22
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People are always available for work in the past tense
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n23
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If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n24
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At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n25
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When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n26
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You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n27
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No one gets sick on Wednesdays
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n28
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When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?" 
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n29
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The longer the title, the less important the job
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n30
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Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n31
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An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n32
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Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n33
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All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n34
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Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure
		-- Murphy's Laws on Work n35
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